super extra naughty indecent dirty raunchfest the meme!!!! aka, NSFW ASK MEME

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?

☜ : Does your muse like to top?

☞ : Does your muse like to bottom?

∀ : Your muse's favorite position?

☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

✌ : Is your muse good with their hands?

♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing?

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks?

☯ : If you're comfortable with it, write a drabble about our muses doing something naughty. If not, put a strikethrough across this one in your reblog (or simply don't do it; your blog, your rules ;3).

☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some?

♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

Send me a gift that represents your feelings

Red rose: "I shall seduce you, darling..."

Teddy bear: "I just want to cuddle you!"

Rotten egg: "You suck."

Basket of cupcakes: "Hi, nice to meet you!"

Gift coupon: "Salutations, fellow social network user."

Litter of puppies: "I want you to be happy."

Diamond ring: "Marry me."

Airplane ticket: "Go away!"

Hotel room key: "You. Me. Sex."

Box of chocolates: "I have a little crush on you..."

Favorite M!A's! Anon decides duration. Feel free to add to this list!

See No Evil: Muse is blind.

Hear No Evil: Muse is deaf.

Speak No Evil: Muse is mute.

Genderswap: Muse is now the gender of Anon's choosing, nonbinary options included.

AU: Muse is in the AU of Anon's choosing.

Language: Muse must translate all of their speech into the language of Anon's choosing.

You Animal: Muse is an animal of Anon's choosing.

Second Childhood: Muse is a child, Anon decides age.

Be Honest: Muse cannot lie.

Liar, Liar: Muse can only lie.

Wrong Era: Muse believes it is the time period of Anon's choosing.

Fashionista: Muse is obsessed with fashion/clothing.

Magical Girl: No matter their original gender, Muse is now a magical girl! Anon decides outfit and powers.

Superpowered: Muse has a superpower of Anon's choosing.

Evil Twin: Muse acts like an evil counterpart of themselves.

Sugar, Sugar: Muse has a sweet tooth and wants to eat candy, cookies, cakes, and other sweet things.